004 - [Slum Lords]





FIND A WAY TO MAKE MONEY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVED DOUCHEBAGGERY.



IF YOU TAKE ALMOST AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO INCUBATE A BABY TO GIVE SOMEONE BACK THEIR SECURITY DEPOSIT, THEN FUCK YOU!


Seriously! You took so long to pay me back the second half of my security deposit that the check for the first half wasn't even cashable anymore! FUCK YOU!!! I treated that building with more respect than anyone else ever had, because I'm insane and consider buildings to be on par with living, sentient beings! You don't know shit about me or how I treated that poor apartment that you're doubtlessly still abusing--you just wanted to save an extra fucking dime anywhere you could!


I don't blame you for being cheap, I don't blame you for wanting to save money, I BLAME YOU FOR LYING AND SPOUTING BULLSHIT FROM THE PORCH TO THE COURTROOM.


That check had better not fucking bounce.


Bitch.