001 - [pop-ups / ads on Websites]





IF I WANTED TO BUY YOUR SHIT OR SUBSCRIBE, I ALREADY WOULD HAVE.



Seriously, what the fuck? You know what makes me NEVER want to subscribe to your newsletter, mailing list, or "promo updates"? YOUR GODDAMN POPUP. And don't get me started on fucking "please disable your adblocker for our site to support us! UwU" popups. Guess why I have my fucking adblocker installed in my browser? BECAUSE OF YOUR SHIT-FUCKING GODDAMN POPUPS. DON'T GIVE ME A POPUP TO ASK ME TO DISABLE THE THING THAT'S MEANT TO BLOCK INVASIVE SHIT LIKE POPUPS.


Oh, and the gods-damned ads? Those can go FUCK THEMSELVES. If I wanted to buy your SHIT, I'd go looking for it. Stop visually screaming at me from the sides, tops, bottoms, and centers of every fucking webpage I load!


And if a news site puts their fucking article behind a paywall or tries to force you to disable an adblocker in order to view their article: FUCK YOU! GUESS I'M NOT READING YOUR PIECE OF SHIT ARTICLE, THEN. LESS ENGAGEMENT FOR YOU. GET OFF MY DIGITAL LAWN AND GO SUCK SATAN'S DICK.